trehugger:

today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class

I love my history teacher

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theyellowbrickroad:

i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me

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jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

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gallianos:

The Beckham Boys
stoned-levi:

that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean
camsfave:

Bbys
chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.